The Inebriated Witch.

This is a place where I don't feel alone. For a small moment in your life I am yours. I was in twelve hours of solitude. We were perfect equals. Ich liebe dich meine liebe fraulien.We are all in a rhetorical cycle. On a park bench, I wait. I am a number that adds to another number. Temptation. My voice is a simple chord on a piano. Until we meet again.

A working Contemporary Theatre Performance telling a story of romance torn from a woman that stands alone at the bar.
A peice that has been documented for some time taken inspiration from photographs, text, objects, memories and people.

‘It’s getting hot in here’ STRIP

The dessert has come round to stripping. We needed a transition from main to desert, Nath spoils desert by going under the table again, G susses him out and tells him to leave he walks of the tables that are moved by C, L, K, ME until they are behind the curtains, Then L, S and myself go collect Meg H who is sitting at the piano. Once everyone is off the thrust staging myself and K begin to clean sexy. The comes dessert. To play on this ridicoulous musically idea, we thought it would be best to bring the tables in, in a new fashion, almost balletic they are placed and structured into what we hope people may assume is a cake. The once the 3 teird table is set we leave. For G to play a game of charades, interrupted by Meg H, ITS THE PUBE SONG. K and ME catwalk again with lovely treats for the audience they have squited cream they use the can of cream as a sex object, more K then ME. It begins to get messy and as soon and L and N sing a new version of pubes myself and K begin to strip to climb onto the cake structure. Sean enters with treacle, just like he did with butter for Lee. We are treacle[d] and covered in hundreds and thousands, we sing, we dance we look stupid but it is so much fun. Then we are interrupted by G climax revealed behind the curtain, says a sentimental speech we leave to then return behind the velvet curtain to sing out pubes.  


This is our only copy of WET COLETTE TEXT. Spoken when K an myself are at the table staring at the audience and to one another. Nath is under the table grabbing food, we pay no attention to him. Once the cloth is removed we see nath as this guilty eater…

This is our only copy of WET COLETTE TEXT. Spoken when K an myself are at the table staring at the audience and to one another. Nath is under the table grabbing food, we pay no attention to him. Once the cloth is removed we see nath as this guilty eater…

Upcoming rehearsals

  1. Friday 10th: 7-9pm Axis Studio
  2. Monday 13th: 8.30-10pm
  3. Tuesday 14th: 7-9pm Room 50
  4. Thursday 16th: 1-5pm
  5. Friday 17th: 5-8pm Axis Theatre
  6. Sunday 19th: 2-6pm Axis Theatre

A comment from youtube.

I feel the force of something much greater.

than me.

than you.

For a moment. just a moment

time stands still

I am but a man

Yet..

The Brothers Grimm

Cinderella- Taken 12 midnight to make 12 moments

Snow White- Apple

The Little Old Lady- Biblical reference

Hansel and Gretal- their path to find home

This book is to be given the chance to read. Beautiful. 

This book is to be given the chance to read. Beautiful. 

Who is the Inebriated Witch?

Knowledgeable
Lost
Mysterious
Lonely
Calm
Unique
Fierce
Picturesque
Secretive
Independent
Human
Seductive
Drunk
Observant
Hidden
Devious